The "Trust Me" Party Planning Tee

Professional event coordination usually involves spreadsheets and headsets. But real, grassroots community building? That involves a clipboard, a sharpie running out of ink, and a desperate attempt to get twelve adults to sign a waiver before the fun starts.

This shirt features a hand-drawn graphic of a clipboard with "orgy signups" scrawled across the paper in chaotic, urgent handwriting. Below it, the reassuring phrase "Trust Me, I'm a Party Planner" is written in equally questionable penmanship. Printed on the dependable Gildan 5000, this tee is for the unsung heroes who know that the best parties are the ones where the planning is messy, but the consent is clear.

The Specs (Reliable gear for chaotic nights):

• Material: 100% US Cotton (medium fabric, 5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²).
• Durability: Tightly knit for sharper print detail—so everyone can clearly read just how bad your handwriting is.
• Fit: The classic fit ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while you're running around trying to find the host.
• Comfort: Seamless body eliminates side seams, and the tear-away label means no irritation while you're "managing operations."
• Ethics: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.

The Sarcasm: Why trust a planner with good handwriting? They spend too much time on calligraphy and not enough time on logistics. This shirt proves you have your priorities straight: getting people on the list is more important than legibility. Trust the process. Trust the clipboard. Trust the planner.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean