The "Top Earner" Classic Tee (White Logo)
This shirt is the ultimate conversation starter and an instant filter for bigots. The "Top Earner" Classic Tee is a triumphant, tongue-in-cheek celebration of financial independence and challenging moralizing judgment. Wear it proudly to remind the world that ethical commerce is always the right answer.
We used the dependable Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee because rebellion requires a durable uniform. Its 100% US cotton fabric is tightly knit, ensuring the slogan stays sharp and the color lasts through countless debates. The classic fit is designed for comfy, relaxed wear, ensuring that even when you’re standing your ground, you feel perfectly at ease.
The Specs (For Ethical Durability):
- Material: 100% US Cotton (medium fabric, 5.3 oz/yd²).
- Fit: Classic, comfy, and relaxed fit with a neat crew neckline.
- Comfort: Seamless body eliminates side seams, and the tear-away label means a scratch-free experience.
- Ethics: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton, certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
The Sarcasm:
This tee is a classic for a reason: it’s durable, it’s comfortable, and it provides an immediate, perfect defense against anyone who needs to mind their own damn business. Let the shirt do the talking.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean