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  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
  • The "He Gets It" Classic Tee
The "He Gets It" Classic Tee

The "He Gets It" Classic Tee

$23.99 USD

This tee is the classic, dependable foundation you choose when your message is a non-negotiable mic drop. It’s the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee, made with 100% ethically grown US cotton (our ethics are always better than the people who are about to judge you).

Printed boldly across the chest is the ultimate statement of radical acceptance: the image of Cartoon Jesus with the URL, GodLovesTheGays.com. This shirt is an unapologetic declaration that love wins—and the best part is that the URL is real and redirects straight to Havven. It doesn't get more official than that.

  • Superior Fit & Comfort: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd²), the classic fit ensures a comfy, relaxed wear. The seamless body eliminates side seams, and the tear-away label ensures a scratch-free experience (unlike the experience of reading your old church bulletin).
  • Structural Integrity: Reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes, making it a reliable staple for confronting the chaos.
  • The Sarcasm: You’ll be wearing a shirt that is more structurally sound, ethically grown, and morally sound than most people's arguments against it.
  • The Mission: Wear it to instantly shut down judgment and provide a clear path to the true sanctuary.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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