The "Hate-Powered" Classic Tee
This tee is the dependable classic you choose when your message is anything but subtle. It’s the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee, made with 100% ethically grown US cotton (yes, our ethics are always better than the people you’re pissing off).
Printed boldly across the chest is the ultimate power inversion: "Your hate for me fuels my orgasm." This shirt is an unapologetic declaration that the negative energy directed at you is not only powerless but is actively transformed into pleasure and strength. Wear it to signal your complete dismissal of bigotry and your commitment to reclaiming your power.
- Superior Fit & Comfort: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd²), the classic fit ensures a comfy, relaxed wear. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother, scratch-free experience, leaving you free to cause external friction.
- Structural Integrity: Reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes, making it a reliable staple for confronting the chaos.
- Ethical Foundation: Built using 100% ethically grown US cotton and Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality assurance.
- The Sarcasm: The tear-away label ensures a scratch-free experience, which is more comfort than your haters deserve.
Disclaimer: The only thing more satisfying than the smooth fit of this shirt is the outrage it might cause.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean