The "Flexible Ethics" Pattern PJ Pants (Masculine Cut)
When your spirit is subversive but your body demands luxury, these are the pants you choose. We built these to be a true sanctuary for your lower half. The all-over, repeating Havven logo pattern lets you subtly signal your allegiance while ensuring maximum comfort.
Made with an unapologetic 100% brushed polyester (who needs stiff cotton when you're overthrowing the heteronormative establishment?), these customized pajama pants add luxurious comfort and zero friction to your everyday life.
The fabric is blissfully light (5.6 oz/yd²), featuring the perfect balance of coziness and agility for maximum relaxation—whether you're streaming kinky educational content or quietly planning a revolution from your couch. They feature the subtle, repeated Havven logo pattern, reminding everyone that while you might look relaxed, you're always operating on a higher plane of consciousness.
The Specs:
- Design: All-over, repeating Havven logo pattern.
- Material: 100% brushed polyester.
- Weight: Blissfully light (5.6 oz/yd²).
- Feel: Soft and stretchy, promoting maximum relaxation.
- Fit: Relaxed comfort with an elastic waistband.
- Ethos: FDA Certified, BPA Free, and Cal. Prop 65 compliant.
The Sarcasm:
- Finally, a piece of clothing where the aesthetics are as complex and beautiful as your ethical framework. Slip into these and feel the zero friction of a truly Flexible Ethics approach to life.
EU representative: Sanctuary Innovations, derek@sanctuaryinnovations.com, 6959 GOLDEN RING RD., ROSEDALE, MD, 21237, US
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F)