The "Consensual Confusion" Classic Tee

This tee is the dependable classic you choose when your message is a non-negotiable lesson in consent. It’s the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee, made with 100% ethically grown US cotton (yes, your clothing has better ethics than the people who dictated the punishment).

Printed boldly across the chest is the shocking, two-line joke: "Only asked for light impact play. Got 39 lashes and zero aftercare." This shirt is a declaration that the fundamental necessity of aftercare and consent should apply to every scene—or every historical narrative.

• Superior Fit & Comfort: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd²), the classic fit ensures a comfy, relaxed wear. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother, scratch-free experience. The tear-away label means no irritation whatsoever.
• Structural Integrity: Reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes, making it a reliable staple for confronting the chaos. The fabric is tightly knit to ensure the provocative print maintains its sharpness.
• The Sarcasm: You’ll be wearing a shirt that is structurally sound and Oeko-Tex certified while demanding justice, consent, and a massive amount of post-scene emotional support.

Disclaimer: The only thing more satisfying than the smooth fit of this shirt is the sudden, awkward silence it might cause in a public square. (The shirt maintains its integrity, even if the conversation does not.)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean