Skip to product information
The "Consensual Cloudscape" Sipper Glass
1/7

The "Consensual Cloudscape" Sipper Glass

$22.99 USD

Just because you’re challenging the status quo doesn’t mean you can’t look serene while doing it. This is the Consensual Cloudscape Sipper Glass: a perfectly innocent 16oz vessel designed to hold the liquid fuel necessary for all your revolutionary activities. The exterior, featuring our bold logo nestled among colorful, dreamy clouds, projects an aura of gentle serenity, while the contents (coffee, craft cocktail, or simply spite) power your subversive spirit.

Made from clear tempered glass, this sipper is sleek, durable, and built to survive even the toughest post-D&D clean-up. It's FDA Certified, BPA Free, and Cal. Prop 65 compliant—because while we encourage ethical defiance, we also insist on safety and transparency in our products.

The Specs (For Hydrating Rebels):

  • Size: 16oz (0.473 l)
  • Material: Clear tempered glass construction for maximum durability.
  • The Options: Available with or without a Gasket-push Bamboo Lid and Tritan Plastic Straw—perfect for minimizing spills when you need to make a discreet escape from a bad conversation.
  • The Assurance: FDA Certified, BPA Free, and Cal. Prop 65 compliant.
  • Care Note: Hand wash only. (We designed a global sanctuary, not a dishwasher.)
  • The Sarcasm: Finally, a glass that’s as transparent as our promise not to sell your data. Look calm, feel comfortable, and let the outside world assume you're sipping kombucha while you're secretly planning your next power move.


EU representative: Sanctuary Innovations, derek@sanctuaryinnovations.com, 6959 GOLDEN RING RD., ROSEDALE, MD, 21237, US

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Dry thoroughly with a towel or air dry with the lid removed, Hand wash only

You may also like