The "Quarter-Turned Conscience" Logo PJ Pants (Masculine Cut)
When your spirit is subversive but your body demands luxury, these are the pants you choose. Made with an unapologetic 100% brushed polyester (who needs stiff cotton when you're overthrowing the heteronormative establishment?), these customized pajama pants add luxurious comfort and zero friction to your everyday life.
The fabric is blissfully light (5.6 oz/yd²), featuring the perfect balance of coziness and agility for maximum relaxation—whether you're streaming kinky educational content or quietly planning a revolution from your couch. They feature the subtle Havven logo, reminding everyone that while you might look relaxed, you're always operating on a higher plane of consciousness.
The Specs (for the material fetishists):
- Material: 100% brushed polyester
- Fabric Weight: Light (5.6 oz/yd² (190 g/m²))
- Fit: Designed for maximum comfort with an elastic waistband.
- Branding: Subtle Havven logo placement.
- Quality Control: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.
- The Sarcasm: Finally, a soft and stretchy piece of clothing that respects your commitment to lounging and your commitment to fighting the patriarchy. Unlike your old rigid jeans, these will never judge you for being yourself. (Seam thread color automatically matched to design, because we sweat the small details so you don't have to.)
EU representative: Sanctuary Innovations, derek@sanctuaryinnovations.com, 6959 GOLDEN RING RD., ROSEDALE, MD, 21237, US
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F)