The "Even Jesus Hates You" Classic Tee (White Logo)

This 100% cotton unisex tee is your new favorite piece of structured, highly offensive confrontation. It wears beautifully, maintains sharp lines, and delivers a message so direct, it leaves zero room for debate.

The front features a bold, irreverent image of Cartoon Jesus giving the middle finger with the simple caption: "Even Jesus Hates You." This shirt is the ultimate, non-apologetic dismissal of religious judgment, turning the most sacred image into a hilarious, powerful tool of defiance.

It’s built from 100% pre-shrunk cotton with taped neck and shoulders, ensuring it maintains its integrity even when the people looking at it lose theirs.

• The Slogan: A brazen, unforgettable dismissal of all judgment.
• The Comfort: Soft, durable 100% cotton (with standard blends for heather colors).
• The Structure: Taped neck and shoulders and a double seam at the sleeves and hem—built for longevity and resilience.
• The Fit: Classic fit, tubular fabric, and pre-shrunk for reliable structure.

Disclaimer: May cause sudden, spontaneous outrage and severe case of "selective sermonizing" from strangers.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean